I don't really sleep in either. Sort of struggling to remember the last time I had a good night's sleep, actually.
[ also he grew up doing farm noble shit so you know. you get used to it.
squints....... makes a face.......... ] ...It's like you. Odd. Both of you should be wearing [ waves hand ] waistcoats, things like that. Not a dress. [ grumble ] I'll wear it if it keeps you two out of it in that damn cafe.
[ he'll suffer the indignity for you both.
begins thinking a little heterosexually about girls in pretty dresses.......... sighs.......... ]
Okay, well, learn! Sleeping's great, fucking sleep more, both of you.
[ it's gonna be terrible in the morning. she's going to fall asleep on you two and you're going to have to dislodge yourselves and it will be the worst thing in the world because she will be so sad. anyway all of this is being said where the phone can hear. ]
You won't catch me dead in a dress. Can't move in them.
[ looks at him thinking heterosexually with a dry look. a beat. and then when the phone is off because hulkenberg doesn't need to hear this part: ]
What about - your, uh, what about -- the prince. Think he'd look good in a dress?
[ THANKS FOR NOT DOING THAT TO HER, SHE WOULD BE SO RILED UP
she does roll her eyes even if the two of them can't see it, but she's drawing closer. if they listen over the sound of steam escaping strohl's ears, they might hear her combat heels clicking across the floor in the distance. ]
[ you would think having been murdered by hulkenberg he woul dhear this sound ]
God, but he probably would. He probably wouldn't even mind, would he?! "What's the matter, Strohl, it's easy to move in!" while Junah's putting him into any frock under the sun for the fun of it oh god he's so small.
okay recovers ] Vi was just taking the piss out of me! Stop assuming bizarre things!!
[ AND GIMME THAT DRINK he fumbles stupidly with the bottle and almost fails to catch it with a HUFF. embarrassed and refusing to look at that thought in the eye ever again ]
[ yes of course you are darling vi you have done nothing wrong*
*right now, you are also embarrassing and wily ]
Stop saying bizarre things, then. [ she's not yelling anymore, at least? as she sets down her alcohaul of ( mumbles in what's in there ) for them to rummage through, she balances on one foot, then the other, taking her booties off to set by the entrance. she's now no longer the same height as strohl but is still a horse. ]
[ she is probably half sprawled on strohl actually like, just really pound puppy about it where she's half in his lap but in the sense that she fell here rather than intentionally did this.
yawns. drinks. ]
Good, glad you're on board. [ satisfied emotions. ] Who do you think is cute? Strohl thinks Iris does taxes sexily.
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Use your manners.
I did not die to be your maid.
[ she is a ROYAL KNIGHT
she is still getting alcohol, she guesses. ]
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No you're dying to get drunk
Come to the fort there's stars
[ does not say please. come here now!!! or she will send the hounds (strohl jr) to retrieve ]
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You had best be careful or you'll be put into the bloody outfit of one
This place is a nightmare.
Hurry, *please*, oh great she-beast of the King's Crown, fealty-sworn knight Hulkenberg.
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What do you mean stars.
[ still grabs stuff from the speakeasy. ]
I am on the way. Do not get more drunk.
Strohl you will do more beast walks tomorrow.
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Sleep in for once we're dead
I mean the stars you'll see them when you get here
I can't picture the dress either. [ squints at the ceiling. squishes strohl jr contemplatively ]
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[ unaware of what the two of you are picturing. ]
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[ also he grew up doing farm noble shit so you know. you get used to it.
squints....... makes a face.......... ] ...It's like you. Odd. Both of you should be wearing [ waves hand ] waistcoats, things like that. Not a dress. [ grumble ] I'll wear it if it keeps you two out of it in that damn cafe.
[ he'll suffer the indignity for you both.
begins thinking a little heterosexually about girls in pretty dresses.......... sighs.......... ]
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[ it's gonna be terrible in the morning. she's going to fall asleep on you two and you're going to have to dislodge yourselves and it will be the worst thing in the world because she will be so sad. anyway all of this is being said where the phone can hear. ]
You won't catch me dead in a dress. Can't move in them.
[ looks at him thinking heterosexually with a dry look. a beat. and then when the phone is off because hulkenberg doesn't need to hear this part: ]
What about - your, uh, what about -- the prince. Think he'd look good in a dress?
[ hehe ]
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she does roll her eyes even if the two of them can't see it, but she's drawing closer. if they listen over the sound of steam escaping strohl's ears, they might hear her combat heels clicking across the floor in the distance. ]
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God, but he probably would. He probably wouldn't even mind, would he?! "What's the matter, Strohl, it's easy to move in!" while Junah's putting him into any frock under the sun for the fun of it oh god he's so small.
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and then the wrath of a thousand suns in emotionshare form ]
What lewd things are you picturing of His Highness, Leon Strohl da Haliaetus!?
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ohfcuk ]
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It's nothing lewd! Come on, come talk girls with us.
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I'll kill you again! [ throws a bottle of ale at him ] Here's your alcohol, cad! I did not ask what either of you wanted so you get what you get!
[ wait ]
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okay recovers ] Vi was just taking the piss out of me! Stop assuming bizarre things!!
[ AND GIMME THAT DRINK he fumbles stupidly with the bottle and almost fails to catch it with a HUFF. embarrassed and refusing to look at that thought in the eye ever again ]
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anyway, she peers up at hulkenberg like uwu she is so innocent ]
Girls. How pretty they are?
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*right now, you are also embarrassing and wily ]
Stop saying bizarre things, then. [ she's not yelling anymore, at least? as she sets down her alcohaul of ( mumbles in what's in there ) for them to rummage through, she balances on one foot, then the other, taking her booties off to set by the entrance. she's now no longer the same height as strohl but is still a horse. ]
Yes, they are..?
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yawns. drinks. ]
Good, glad you're on board. [ satisfied emotions. ] Who do you think is cute? Strohl thinks Iris does taxes sexily.
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