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[ it's the pillowfort!!!
as of this point, strohl still doesn't have his coat and he has loosened his jabot like an inch or two, and is laying flat on his back, like three beers in. vi is also allowed to drink tonight it's fine... just tonight... we're not letting you quit cold turkey girl stop trying to hurt yourself ]
Boothill's never going to let me live this down.
as of this point, strohl still doesn't have his coat and he has loosened his jabot like an inch or two, and is laying flat on his back, like three beers in. vi is also allowed to drink tonight it's fine... just tonight... we're not letting you quit cold turkey girl stop trying to hurt yourself ]
Boothill's never going to let me live this down.
[ she loves this fort. she's also like... way further in drinkwise than he is because she has to, in order to get drunk, but it's fine. absently grinning. ]
He shouldn't. Like, damn, I didn't know you had a thing for her that bad.
He shouldn't. Like, damn, I didn't know you had a thing for her that bad.
[ AMUSED EMOTIONS lazily kicks him back ]
Good. Keep it that way, she'll eat you alive. I know the type of girl she is. [ says vi who has uhauled with like one whole woman in her life. she is not an expert ]
Good. Keep it that way, she'll eat you alive. I know the type of girl she is. [ says vi who has uhauled with like one whole woman in her life. she is not an expert ]
[ OKAY ]
More than you do, guy who can't say tits.
More than you do, guy who can't say tits.
[ flips him off!!!! ]
You're drunk. [ gropes for her bottle. ] Anyway, she's hot, but she'll turn you inside out.
[ vi is possessed by the spirit of beauregard like i know how straight girls are ]
You're drunk. [ gropes for her bottle. ] Anyway, she's hot, but she'll turn you inside out.
[ vi is possessed by the spirit of beauregard like i know how straight girls are ]
[ NOT THE SPIRIT OF BEAU he swats at her lazily, and his emotions are like. sister affection. ]
She's a brilliant and cunning noblewoman whose people adore her and her extensive and cohesive economic plans for the reconstruction and continuous prosperity of her fief are something to be admired.
She's a brilliant and cunning noblewoman whose people adore her and her extensive and cohesive economic plans for the reconstruction and continuous prosperity of her fief are something to be admired.
[ YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER the emotions say but fondly ]
Holy shit, you like her because she can do taxes real good. You are such a fucking nerd.
[ GIGGLES ]
Holy shit, you like her because she can do taxes real good. You are such a fucking nerd.
[ GIGGLES ]
[ KICKS AT AGAIN he's going to hit you with a pillow ]
That's not it! Nothing wrong with admiring someone that's intelligent and capable and we can learn from each other. We're in very similar positions in life!
[ eloquent ] I don't have the ... can't for these things. [ less eloquent. ]
Like you'd not be falling all over yourself. We should call Hulkenberg. Is she coming?
That's not it! Nothing wrong with admiring someone that's intelligent and capable and we can learn from each other. We're in very similar positions in life!
[ eloquent ] I don't have the ... can't for these things. [ less eloquent. ]
Like you'd not be falling all over yourself. We should call Hulkenberg. Is she coming?
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[ she is still giggling a little, but. ]
Uh huh. I bet you want to be in a similar position. [ rolls over. ] We should call Hulkenberg, yeah. I've been sleeping here anyway. Want me to text?
[ and by text i mean drunkenly be like voice to text PILLOW FOOOORT ]
Uh huh. I bet you want to be in a similar position. [ rolls over. ] We should call Hulkenberg, yeah. I've been sleeping here anyway. Want me to text?
[ and by text i mean drunkenly be like voice to text PILLOW FOOOORT ]
[ saying this into her phone so strohl just hears her say this, but: ]
No you're dying to get drunk
Come to the fort there's stars
[ does not say please. come here now!!! or she will send the hounds (strohl jr) to retrieve ]
No you're dying to get drunk
Come to the fort there's stars
[ does not say please. come here now!!! or she will send the hounds (strohl jr) to retrieve ]
[ DO NOT GET MORE DRUNK SHE SAYS it's too late for that. anyway she makes a FACE. ]
Sleep in for once we're dead
I mean the stars you'll see them when you get here
I can't picture the dress either. [ squints at the ceiling. squishes strohl jr contemplatively ]
Sleep in for once we're dead
I mean the stars you'll see them when you get here
I can't picture the dress either. [ squints at the ceiling. squishes strohl jr contemplatively ]
I don't really sleep in either. Sort of struggling to remember the last time I had a good night's sleep, actually.
[ also he grew up doing farm noble shit so you know. you get used to it.
squints....... makes a face.......... ] ...It's like you. Odd. Both of you should be wearing [ waves hand ] waistcoats, things like that. Not a dress. [ grumble ] I'll wear it if it keeps you two out of it in that damn cafe.
[ he'll suffer the indignity for you both.
begins thinking a little heterosexually about girls in pretty dresses.......... sighs.......... ]
[ also he grew up doing farm noble shit so you know. you get used to it.
squints....... makes a face.......... ] ...It's like you. Odd. Both of you should be wearing [ waves hand ] waistcoats, things like that. Not a dress. [ grumble ] I'll wear it if it keeps you two out of it in that damn cafe.
[ he'll suffer the indignity for you both.
begins thinking a little heterosexually about girls in pretty dresses.......... sighs.......... ]
Okay, well, learn! Sleeping's great, fucking sleep more, both of you.
[ it's gonna be terrible in the morning. she's going to fall asleep on you two and you're going to have to dislodge yourselves and it will be the worst thing in the world because she will be so sad. anyway all of this is being said where the phone can hear. ]
You won't catch me dead in a dress. Can't move in them.
[ looks at him thinking heterosexually with a dry look. a beat. and then when the phone is off because hulkenberg doesn't need to hear this part: ]
What about - your, uh, what about -- the prince. Think he'd look good in a dress?
[ hehe ]
[ it's gonna be terrible in the morning. she's going to fall asleep on you two and you're going to have to dislodge yourselves and it will be the worst thing in the world because she will be so sad. anyway all of this is being said where the phone can hear. ]
You won't catch me dead in a dress. Can't move in them.
[ looks at him thinking heterosexually with a dry look. a beat. and then when the phone is off because hulkenberg doesn't need to hear this part: ]
What about - your, uh, what about -- the prince. Think he'd look good in a dress?
[ hehe ]
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