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[ also ten minute delay, but then: ]

Put me back in the earth

I had to be a WORM and no one would let me die, suffer with the rest of us
What kind of creature?! Are you hurt?!

[ sends a picture of her lounge

it is COVERED. just absolutely covered in thick, glittery, red-pink and green foam. ]

Bloody hell

[ she's just standing outside her lounge covered in this by the way like

what do you even do after that ]

[ anyways after she's slugged strohl in the arm for his petty little commentary, here they come. ]

... good lord, 'tis so sparkling. [ is this ever going to get out of her hair and clothes. ] 'Tis the whole lounge..?

[ wait. furby. ]

What in the world is that?

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[ NOT THE FURBY ]

... now there's a cursed object if I've ever seen one.

[ that thing is horrible

also he grabbed a towel on the way out probably so. strohl leans down and puts it up to vi's face, pushing some foam off of it. girl help ]

[ thanks son. mom owes you another pet dog.

she looks Tired, but she's like, fine. ]

It showed up in our lounge and Jonas kicked it. And it blew up. [ the audacity to put this thing in the lounge of the two alive 7r mods ]

I don't know what it is! Never seen it before.

[ stop saying that you're going to give him hives!!!! CLEANS HER FACE ANYWAY who's really mom here ]

One hell of a welcome back....

[ mentally making a tally wondering if he saw one of those things in meow today. oh god. after the worm incident he had to flee. ]

[ if your team did this to her she'll never forgive you how dare you lash out at her and yoru for staying together for the kids ]

Your mother probably did this to get back at me for asking about lumberjacks.

[ THEY DIDN'T??? AS FAR AS I KNOW??? HELP

also he immediately cringes and looks exhausted ] How is this still not over.

[ my suspicion is it was the graveyard but i don't know for sure ]

I told you, once you're all out to college, we can... [ hghh. there are little scribbles above her head in a thought bubble. ] Maybe I can fix it if I carry her in nationals.

[ tiredly closes eyes ]

Maybe that's the lesson you're supposed to learn.

[ he hates this so bad free vi ]

[ grumbles. ]

She's not the perfect wife, though. [ ... ] Sorry, I shouldn't trash talk her in front of you. Setting a bad example.

[ wipes some of the foam off with a sigh. ]

[ exhausted ]

Let's just get you cleaned off. [ we're going to the hot spring ]

[ yay hot spring!! she's never been in one...

also, strohl jr is here and he's about to take a huge bite of glitter foam. ]

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[ this is so fucking funny. at least it's not a long furby.

hulkenberg will like. hold her hands out for the furby? ]

Perhaps a lesson to not kick strange things. We should get you as cleaned up as possible, though I think we know from experience - [ stankeyes strohl ] - the glitter will not be out for some time yet.

[ hands her the furby. it's a husk because it did in fact explode. it is "a single sad hollow corpse of a furby who only wanted to love." ]

I won't take this lightly. Anders can't escape me.

[ takes its corpse as if she can figure out something from it. she can't. but still. it lets strohl fuss without it in vi's hands. ]

For the... competition, yes? Do you all find him the ideal, for some reason. [ I don't see the appeal, but good for Anders, I suppose. ]

Well, yeah. He's the perfect wife? Obviously.

What qualities make a perfect wife.

[ If you had to deal with his dirty socks everywhere you might not agree. ]

[ snorts despite herself ]

It's the vibe.

[ unknowable vibes ]

Also, he's easy to pick up?

[ How many curses did they put on you. ]

Enlightening.

Was... that why you all were picking people up? Testing out who was easiest to lift?

[ I would have assumed that to be Maya...

follows after strohl as he herds towards the hot springs. ]