[ he got used to being spoiled by hung let him have this. he is going to shove food in his mouth ]
Yeah. We'd look around the city find where it happened or where the body was. Then it'd be on the news, too. We'd have at least a starting base for the trial.
[ he'll drop a couple finished skewers onto a plate and pass it over. there u go ]
It was the same for us, the one time someone actually acted. Uncovered the victims after searching around.
[ im having flashbacks, also, stop it ]
...Not like this place's that big, at least. And there's a lot of us, and it sounds as if most people've got an idea of how this thing works. And there's only one. So long's no one's made of cheese.
so dead inside ] Our murderer decided she didn't want anyone to suffer, so she thought she'd save the first victim trouble by turning him to cheese and killing him that way.
[ WHAT IS THIS GUY'S NAME it's mouchy. anyway. that's cute ace thank you for your manners. ]
What a bizarre circumstance that was... nearly forgotten and it was barely two days ago.
Anyway - the cheese was some sort of cursed potion, or something. I didn't mess around with those, I've got more brains knocking around in my skull than that, and that woman was insane. I try not to ascribe logic to it much.
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Yeah. We'd look around the city find where it happened or where the body was. Then it'd be on the news, too. We'd have at least a starting base for the trial.
[ and sometimes the base was very wrong ]
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It was the same for us, the one time someone actually acted. Uncovered the victims after searching around.
[ im having flashbacks, also, stop it ]
...Not like this place's that big, at least. And there's a lot of us, and it sounds as if most people've got an idea of how this thing works. And there's only one. So long's no one's made of cheese.
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Made of what.
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so dead inside ] Our murderer decided she didn't want anyone to suffer, so she thought she'd save the first victim trouble by turning him to cheese and killing him that way.
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just looking at him like this ]
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[ TERRIBLE DONT JOKE ]
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Can everyone stop making it sound like I eat people... [ nomnom ] Why cheese.
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[ plops another skewer on his plate ]
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[ nomnom!!! he is saying thanks at every skewer ftr ]
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[ WHAT IS THIS GUY'S NAME it's mouchy. anyway. that's cute ace thank you for your manners. ]
What a bizarre circumstance that was... nearly forgotten and it was barely two days ago.
Anyway - the cheese was some sort of cursed potion, or something. I didn't mess around with those, I've got more brains knocking around in my skull than that, and that woman was insane. I try not to ascribe logic to it much.
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Potions that change people into cheese... And I thought I'd seen some weird stuff.
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Weirdest thing you saw over there? Maybe it'd make me feel better.
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Dante.
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Bit of an odd duck, that one, isn't he...
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[ actually he shouldn't have made the joke when he's still mad because it sounds strained and he shakes his head ]
But I think the actual weirdest thing were the penguins that weren't actually penguins?
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...The hell's a penguin?
[ USELESS ]
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[ the question mark is because he's like i do not know how to describe a penguin ]