[ can you imagine if i said he wasn't. no he's been shamed into staying in first aid so that is where strohl is! laying on the pillows, beat to shit, with this sitting up on his chest.
he glances up when he hears footsteps - strohl jr who is also here squeaks and makes his way over. ]
...Shouki. I've a tip for you - if you can avoid being swept off... to someone else's life on a random day of the week, you ought to. [ DEADPAN but also why are you joking rn ]
[LISTEN I DON'T TRUST ANY OF YOU that's so cute though NOOOO. NOT STROHL JR TOO. He will step around this creature who is just doing its best, moving toward Strohl's bedside and looking faintly amused by the joke.]
I do seem to have better luck with it compared to most of you fools. [His head cants a little to the side.] You're all still alive, though. Not bad.
[STROHL JR PLEASE FIND A BETTER BESTIE. At least he doesn't like, shoo this creature away. He's truly like a cat in that he'll let things generally exist in his vicinity as long as he's not in a whappy paws mood.]
Oh. Well, they do like repeat performances, so perhaps you're actually lucky to have been beaten to within an inch of your life while still keeping enough of it to desperately cling to. [A beat, and then:]
You look like you have been, too. But all of you looked miserable.
[There's just a little quirk of a smile at that but he doesn't say anything else...]
Someone is bound to tell her sooner or later. Don't you think she'd be more irate to hear you tried to keep it from her? After all, it's her memories that were used to build it.
She'll be angry, but she'll blame herself for us getting injured to the point of self-destruction. [ who would do that definitely not strohl who had a bunch of people go on a wild ride in his brain last week ]
And I'd rather her be furious with me than herself when she's not done anything wrong.
Sort yourselves out, it's a headache to witness even briefly from the sidelines. If you don't tell her about what happened, you'll regret it, you know.
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he glances up when he hears footsteps - strohl jr who is also here squeaks and makes his way over. ]
...Shouki. I've a tip for you - if you can avoid being swept off... to someone else's life on a random day of the week, you ought to. [ DEADPAN but also why are you joking rn ]
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I do seem to have better luck with it compared to most of you fools. [His head cants a little to the side.] You're all still alive, though. Not bad.
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Thanks. [ extremely deadpan - it puts half a smile on his face too, though. ] Died on the last one. Would really like to not repeat that.
[ final destinations was hell. ] Despite... whatever the hell that was. I feel like I've been put through the bloody washing machine.
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Oh. Well, they do like repeat performances, so perhaps you're actually lucky to have been beaten to within an inch of your life while still keeping enough of it to desperately cling to. [A beat, and then:]
You look like you have been, too. But all of you looked miserable.
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[ TRULY.. HE HAS A SKILL ]
It - better than the last time, I'll give it that. I think it was Piltover; where Vi's from.
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[No he knows he describes them in the worst possible way... His brows rise just a little at that, though.]
She's not going to like that, I imagine.
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[ ok stop being a smartass
anyway ]
No. And frankly, I'd rather her not find out, if I can help it.
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Someone is bound to tell her sooner or later. Don't you think she'd be more irate to hear you tried to keep it from her? After all, it's her memories that were used to build it.
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She'll be angry, but she'll blame herself for us getting injured to the point of self-destruction. [ who would do that definitely not strohl who had a bunch of people go on a wild ride in his brain last week ]
And I'd rather her be furious with me than herself when she's not done anything wrong.
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To all of this he just has one simple thing to say, and it is just:]
You're both idiots.
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a beat ]
I'll not deny that, but why.
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[ it almost absolutely is ]
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Sort yourselves out, it's a headache to witness even briefly from the sidelines. If you don't tell her about what happened, you'll regret it, you know.