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[halians]

[ points at her with his spatula ]

Oh, no, I'm not your maid. Rule on the gauntlet runner, rule of my father's house: if you want to eat, then you help out.

So. If you'll help clean the dishes, or do the prep - cut vegetables or stir something if I ask for it - then yeah, I'll cook for you whenever you want. You get a good meal that'll keep you fed, I don't have to do all the work. Fair?

[nostradamus]

You talk as if I know what this gauntlet runner of yours is.

Is this a contract, boy?

[halians]

[ hrm...thoughtful. ]

Could be. Awfully vague for a full contract, though. What's that entail, for you?

[nostradamus]

It's simple. Whoever doesn't fulfill their end of the deal will die.

[halians]

Good god.

[ YORU, ] This is just about food, you realise...?


[ .... ] Right. Well, if you're taking it with the utmost seriousness, then I will too. If my life's on the line, then we'll need to word exactly the expectation - I'm not cooking every meal for you.

[ we dont have to drag this thread into ETERNAL NEGOTIATIONS but you know bla bla specificity etc dont kill me for not cooking dinner once etc ]

[nostradamus]

A contract is a contract. This is how it works.

[it's fine they don't need to descend into fine print... these are just little chainsaw man devil rules...]