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[halians]

this man's aura terrifies me

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[halians]

What?

[hellogoditsme]

Try it. Bark.

[:)]

[halians]

Like some sort of dog? [ beat ] Ow!

[hellogoditsme]

Exactly like some sort of dog.

[who else even barks]

Come onnnn. Do it.

[halians]

What sort of undignified - [ OW!!! HE SITS DOWN ] - undignified bloody day is this?! What sort of man just comes up to someone else and tells them to start barking?!

[hellogoditsme]

I'm no ordinary guy. I was the archangel of time.

[He's just going to keep smirking at him, here, because OBVIOUSLY THIS SMUG ATTITUDE will help.]

Unless you like a little pain? I mean, to each their own.

[halians]

The 'archangel of time' has enough time to faff around telling people to bark?

[ is this any time to be sassy ]

[hellogoditsme]

Yeah, actually. I had all the time in the world.

[A little laugh.]

Are you just trying to be contrary? I swear, I'm just trying to help.

[halians]

I get the feeling you're trying to take the piss out of me one way or another.

[ grumble

he sits there on the ground. decides how much of his dignity once again he is willing to sacrifice to avoid feeling like he's getting kicked in the ass. once again. ]

[hellogoditsme]

Oh, no. I really am trying to help.

[He's squatting down, leaning his head on a hand.]

I'll cover my ears if you're embarrassed.

[halians]

... Can you at least stop staring.

[hellogoditsme]

Cute and shy.

[But he's closing his eyes!]

[halians]

Maybe stop saying strange things, while you're at it.

[ GRUMBLING his ears are turning red


long... long pause .....]








Woof.

[hellogoditsme]

Not strange. Telling it like it is.






[He grins.]

See? Was that so hard? Now, do you feel anything anymore?

[halians]

[ giving him such a LOOK ]

... How in the hell did you figure that out?

[hellogoditsme]

I'm a smart guy.






[A beat.]

No, it was trial and error.