[ he baby talks this little creature and it doesn't speak human words so it really just is like a dog where it's like yeah!! yeah!! wriggling around happily at being scritched and threatened with stew. vi is so amused by it. ]

Wow, you'd make a perfect househusband, huh. [ teases. vi said you're gonna make a great wife to someone someday ]

I can't cook worth a shit, by the way, so I'm leaving that up to you, if we do find a place.